Wednesday, December 3, 2008

My kids' first ancestor

Ladies and gentleman, may I present my kids' great x great to the 750th power grandfather:

Look, I don't believe in evolution. But if I evolved from an animal, why not a dinosaur? How did monkeys survive the great extinction of dinosaurs anyway? Oh, that's right, first they were fish. Well. Check it out. I found out today that this very dinosaur is called the Montanoceratops. For real! Evidentally, there's a montanoceraptor as well, but I couldn't find any pictures.
How many little boys can say their last name is a dinosaur! Matthias, I think, is going to love that information when he gets older. Maybe I'll call him Matthias Montanoceratops.
They were leaf eaters. Raptors are scary, if Jurassic Park is accurate, so we'll call the kids' daddy Mr. Montanoceraptor. Hey, you gotta poke fun at the ex once in a while, right. Besides, I still miss my ex (but my aim is improving).
Hehe. Randy's not scary anyway. He's gentle, like a teddy bear I used to think.
WHAT? This was supposed to be about a dinosaur. Excuse me.


HappyClimate said...

That is so rad, I wish my last name was a dinosaur it could be merryweatheritops or something. But yeah I am pretty sure there isn't a dinosaur with that name.

HappyClimate said...

Ummm . . . so we have you now for Christmas, what do you like, or what do you need?