Anna: Mom, are we from the same world?
Matthias: Mom, when I'm a dad, will you drive me to the place to get a wife?
Matthias has a PSR worker called Carlie. She's great. She was talking to Matty about how you learn stuff as you go and get smarter as you get older. As reported by Carlie:
Carlie: like your Mom, your mom's smart, right?
Matthias: Yes
Carlie: And your dad, he's smart, right?
Matthias: Not so much.
Anna, singing a popular children's church song: Families can be together forever through Heavenly Father's plants.
Anna: Matthias, if you wanna be a gentleman, you'll get me some water.
Anna, to her babysitter who was making herself a snack: Jesus likes it when we share...
Anna: Mom, this water bottle turned to ice.
Me: yes, that's because it's so cold [we were in the car].
Anna: Maybe if I take the lid off, it will melt and turn back to water!
Me: hmm, maybe.
Anna: and then if it gets cold, it will turn back to ice.
Me: that's right!
Anna: That's reversible change!
Me: ..... !!!!!
Anna: I want to be just like you, Mom.
Matthias: Sniff my heart
Matthias: My heart is cold
Matthias, during Sacrament Meeting: If someone's mean, and then they die, they will go to hell.
Me, whispering: shh. If they say sorry, they can go to heaven.
Matthias, not whispering: But if they don't say sorry to Jesus, then they will go to hell.
Me, desperate to have him stop saying "hell" in the middle of the Sacrament: maybe! shh!
We don't talk much about hell at our house so I'm not sure where he's getting this. LOL
2 comments:
That is funny, oh the things children say, especially you children. Ha ha
Kids say the darndest things :)
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